The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Open up your plans then you'll be free
The Misheard: Open up your pants and I'll be happy
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Real Lyric: I'm dreaming of trying the perfect romance.
The Misheard: I'm dreaming of China, the perfect romance.
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Real Lyric: It's two sailors and they're on leave
The Misheard: It's two satyrs and they're on leave
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Real Lyric: The only one September she knows I can feel
The Misheard: The alleyways and tin machine-oes I can feel
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Real Lyric: Always gonna be an uphill battle
The Misheard: Always gonna be an epic battle
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Real Lyric: Strummin' on the old banjo.
The Misheard: Strubbin' on the old man's hole.
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Real Lyric: ..a death row pardon two minutes too late..
The Misheard: ..a death-throe hard-on two minutes too late..
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Real Lyric: Scratch bionic, it's ironic.
The Misheard: Scratch my yonic, it's ironic.
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Real Lyric: You're motoring What's your price for flight In finding mister right You'll be alright tonight
The Misheard: You're murderingWhat's your price for fightIn fighting mistery Be all mine tonight
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Real Lyric: She's a sexy chick
The Misheard: She's a sexy cheese
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