The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dancin' and a-prancin'
The Misheard: Dancin' in a fryin' pan
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Real Lyric: But there's a warm wind blowing, the stars are out
The Misheard: But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around
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Real Lyric: She's got a ticket to ride, she's got a ticket to ride. She's got a ticket to ride, but she don't care!
The Misheard: She's got a chicken to hide, she's got a chicken to hide.She's got a chicken to hide, but she won't share!
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Real Lyric: And when I stand on these tables before you You will know what all this time was for
The Misheard: And when I stand on these tables before youYou will know what a slide rule's for
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who says that I am the one
The Misheard: Billie Jean has got my glove,She'd bust a girl, because I am the one
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Real Lyric: Load up on guns and Bring your friends It's fun to lose And to pretend She's over bored And self assured Oh no, I know A dirty word
The Misheard: I walk on gunsbring your friends just want to put them to the tentshe saw the boidjust sell the shirtand now I know a dirty worm
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm a dirty white boy (dirty white boy)
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm a thirty watt bulb (thirty watt bulb)
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Real Lyric: Paperback Writer
The Misheard: Aim for that Python
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Real Lyric: Want your bad romance.
The Misheard: Bon Jovi romance!
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Real Lyric: Lay me down in sheets of linen.
The Misheard: Lay me down in sheets of rubber.
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