The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I met her in a Kingstown bar. We fell in love, I knew it had to end. We took what we had, and we ripped it apart. Now here I am down in Kingstown again.
The Misheard: I met Mary in a Kingstown bar,We fell in love, I knew it had to end.We took what we had, and we lived in a car.Now here I am down in Kingstown again.
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Real Lyric: Semi-charmed kinda life
The Misheard: semitron kind of life
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Real Lyric: But I am held in some invisible vice
The Misheard: But I am held by some invisible mice
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Real Lyric: Well it's a brimful of Asha on the 45
The Misheard: Well it's a grim rumour that you're over 45
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Real Lyric: I wanna have you hear me sayin'
The Misheard: I wanna have a clearance sale
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Real Lyric: Did you know that when it snows my eyes become alive
The Misheard: Did you knowthat when it snowsmy eyes fill with snow
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Real Lyric: My god, my tourniquet
The Misheard: My god, my turnip head
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Real Lyric: Can't read my, can't read my No he can't read my poker face
The Misheard: Cherry pie, cherry pieYou can't breathe on my pokerface
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Real Lyric: "I wanna be sedated"
The Misheard: "I wanna piece of danish"
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Real Lyric: "Ob-La-Di Ob-La-Da life goes on bra la la how life goes on"
The Misheard: "Ob-la-di ob-la-da like your Zonk Bra!La la la I like your Zonk!"
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