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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Glorified G

    Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun

    The Misheard: Butterfly virgin of America

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    Artist: David Archuleta

    Song: You're The Voice

    Real Lyric: We have The chance to turn pages over

    The Misheard: We havethe chance to turn the bleachers over

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    Artist: Stevie Nicks / Don Henley

    Song: Leather And Lace

    Real Lyric: Give to me your leather, take from me my lace

    The Misheard: Give to me your loving, take from me my name

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    Artist: Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warnes

    Song: Up Where We Belong

    Real Lyric: Lord lift us up where we belong Where the eagles fly...

    The Misheard: The lift goes up where we belongWhere the eagles fly...

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    Artist: Red Hot Chili Peppers

    Song: Californication

    Real Lyric: Cobain can you hear the spheres Singing songs off station to station

    The Misheard: Cobain can you hear Miss SpearsSinging songs off station to station

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    Artist: Elvis Presley

    Song: Jailhouse Rock

    Real Lyric: "You should have heard those knocked out jail birds sing..."

    The Misheard: "You should have heard those knocked-up jailbirds sing"

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    Artist: Outkast

    Song: Hey Ya

    Real Lyric: Shake it like a polaroid picture

    The Misheard: Shake it like a paranoid preacher.

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    Artist: Chumbawamba

    Song: Tubthumping

    Real Lyric: I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down. I get knocked down. But I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down

    The Misheard: I get back down.But I get up again.Don't ever wanna change my mind.I get back down.But I get up again.Don't ever wanna leave my house!

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    Artist: T.I.

    Song: Live Your Life

    Real Lyric: So live your life, (Ay!, Ay ay ay) You steady chasing that paper Just live your life (Oh!, Ay ay ay) Ain't got no time for no haters Just live your life (Ay!, Ay ay ay) No telling where it'll take you Just live your life 'Cause I'm a paper chaser Just livin' my life.

    The Misheard: So live your life (Oh! ayyy ayyy ayyy!)You standin' chasin' the pink car.Just live your life.Ain't got no time for no raper.Just live your life.Don't tell em we're in a tick, yeah.Just live your life.Cuz I'm a baseball ch

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    Artist: The Fray

    Song: Never Say Never

    Real Lyric: "Picture you're the queen of everything As far as the eye can see Under your command"

    The Misheard: "Pixar, you're the queen of everythingAs far as I can see under your command"

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