The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: You may be invited, girl, but you're not coming in.
The Misheard: You may be a valley girl, but you're not coming in.
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Real Lyric: It's been slow down below Aimed at you, we're the cowboys from hell
The Misheard: It spits fire down belowAin't it true, we're the caboose a bell
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Real Lyric: we've got the obvious team we'll show 'em what we all mean
The Misheard: bring out the old guillotineit'll show em what we all mean
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Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind
The Misheard: Moosha mish mush, last time behind
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Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly falalalalaa lalalalaa
The Misheard: ...tis the season to meet Charlie, falalalalaaa
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Real Lyric: Somewhere Over the Rainbow
The Misheard: Sombrero for the rainbow
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Real Lyric: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight
The Misheard: It's the eye of the diaper, it's the cream of the fight
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Real Lyric: If the music's pumpin' it will give you new life;
The Misheard: If the music's swampin' it will give you a knife;
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Real Lyric: Feelin' all alone without a friend you know your gonna feel like dyin....
The Misheard: Walked in the kitchen coz I thought I smelt you frying....
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a goddamn light.
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