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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: Disenchanted

    Real Lyric: we've got the obvious team we'll show 'em what we all mean

    The Misheard: bring out the old guillotineit'll show em what we all mean

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    Artist: Blondie

    Song: Heart Of Glass

    Real Lyric: Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

    The Misheard: Moosha mish mush, last time behind

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Deck the Halls

    Real Lyric: Deck the halls with boughs of holly falalalalaa lalalalaa

    The Misheard: ...tis the season to meet Charlie, falalalalaaa

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    Artist: Judy Garland

    Song: Over The Rainbow

    Real Lyric: Somewhere Over the Rainbow

    The Misheard: Sombrero for the rainbow

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    Artist: Survivor

    Song: Eye Of The Tiger

    Real Lyric: It's the eye of the tiger, it's the cream of the fight

    The Misheard: It's the eye of the diaper, it's the cream of the fight

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Vogue

    Real Lyric: If the music's pumpin' it will give you new life;

    The Misheard: If the music's swampin' it will give you a knife;

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    Artist: Cheap Trick

    Song: I Want You to Want Me

    Real Lyric: Feelin' all alone without a friend you know your gonna feel like dyin....

    The Misheard: Walked in the kitchen coz I thought I smelt you frying....

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Big Yellow Taxi

    Real Lyric: They paved paradise and put up a parking lot.

    The Misheard: They paid paradise to put up a goddamn light.

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    Artist: Police

    Song: Message In A Bottle

    Real Lyric: I'll send an SOS to the world

    The Misheard: I'll send an SOS to a squirrel

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    Artist: Go-Gos

    Song: Our Lips Are Sealed

    Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed

    The Misheard: Olive cessio

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