The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Venus made me king
The Misheard: Penis makes me keen
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Real Lyric: Let's get it perculatin' while you're waitin', So just dance for me
The Misheard: Let's get it Hercules, while you're waitin', soldiers dance for me
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Real Lyric: Now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together
The Misheard: Now is the time for you and I to cut or blow together
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna pop some tags Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
The Misheard: I'm Gonna Pop me some hags
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Real Lyric: Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
The Misheard: Last night i dreamed of some bagels
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Real Lyric: I wanna see you strut, strut, strut/C'mon, walk for me/Strut, strut, strut/How you wanna be
The Misheard: I wanna be your slut, slut, slut/Now you're wantin' me/Strut, strut, strut/Now you're wantin' me
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Real Lyric: Oh Bennie she's really keen
The Misheard: Oh Bennie she's a renegade
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Real Lyric: Time to take a ride it leaves today no conversation
The Misheard: Time potato rides it leaves today no conversation
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Real Lyric: They mix 'em up right in the kitchen sink
The Misheard: A Michelob Light in the kitchen sink
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Real Lyric: You even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic robins on the christmas cakes
The Misheard: You even made it with the lady, who puts the little plastic bobins on the christmas cakes
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