The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Yeah, all your sickness I can suck it up.
The Misheard: All you sisters, I can suck a f**k.
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Real Lyric: you can't kill me immortal
The Misheard: You can't kill me and my doll
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Real Lyric: Took a ride on a suicide romance
The Misheard: Took a ride on a sewer-side romance
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Real Lyric: Oo baby, here I am, signed, sealed delivered, I'm yours, oh I'm yours
The Misheard: Oo baby, here I am, 5 cents a minute and I'm yours
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Real Lyric: Set your course for adventure
The Misheard: Santa Claus for adventure
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Real Lyric: And let December glow in flames Brace myself and let go Start it over again in Mexico These friends, they don't love you They just love the hotel suites now I don't care what you think As long as it's about me The best of us can find happiness in misery
The Misheard: And let Simba glow in flamesPlace my shelf and let goStart it over again in MexicoThese friends, they don't love youThey're just love in hotel suites nowI don't care what you think'cause love isn't about meThe best
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Real Lyric: Fergalicious def
The Misheard: Perkalicious Dip
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Real Lyric: Tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you me.
The Misheard: Tell me why are we so blind to see, Chapters 1 rehearsed of you and me.
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Real Lyric: Then bomb a left upon the facists
The Misheard: Then molest those porno-facists
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Real Lyric: Driving fast but let’s go slow
The Misheard: Like a vespa let's go slow
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