The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I got my diddly sprayed, I got my diddly
The Misheard: I've got my Delia Smith, I've got my Delia
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Real Lyric: ...Try now we can only lose...
The Misheard: ...China we can only use...
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Real Lyric: Everywhere it's been the same, like I'm outside in the rain.
The Misheard: Everywhere it's been the same, like a miteside in the rain.
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Real Lyric: Down the road I look and there runs Mary Hair of gold and lips like cherries.
The Misheard: Down the road I look and there runs MaryHer golden lips like cherries.
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Real Lyric: High on a hill was a lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
The Misheard: High on a hill was a lonely goat turdLay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hooLoud was the voice of the lonely goat turdLay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
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Real Lyric: Whose bed have your boots been under
The Misheard: Houston have your boots been thundered
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Real Lyric: Try this trick and spin it, yeah
The Misheard: Try my chicken spinach, yeahh
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Real Lyric: Try this trick and spin it, yeah
The Misheard: Try my chicken spinach, yeah
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Real Lyric: And I bend to your will/Not for blaming myself
The Misheard: And I bend to your will/And I fellated myself
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Real Lyric: You can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
The Misheard: You can tell by the way I use my Wok,I'm a chinese man, no time to talk.
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