The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Maybe you're just like my mother, she's never satisfied. Maybe I'm just like my father too bold.
The Misheard: Maybe I'm just like my mother, she's never satisfied. Maybe I'm just like my father Tupole...
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Real Lyric: She loves me like a sister....
The Misheard: She loves me like a sea slug....
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Real Lyric: Miss Keri baby
The Misheard: Miscarried baby
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Real Lyric: You say you're lookin' for someone Who'll promise never to part
The Misheard: You say you're lookin' for someone Who'll promise never to fart
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Real Lyric: Keep up with the force (don't stop) Don't stop 'til you get enough
The Misheard: Keep up with the punch-throwersDon't stop 'til you get enough
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Real Lyric: I feel like I must've known you in another life.
The Misheard: I feel like I'm bustin' on you in another light.
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Real Lyric: My doorknob keeps on turning, there must be spooks around my bed.
The Misheard: My donut keeps on turning, there must be spooks around my bed.
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Real Lyric: I wish I was a punk rock with flowers in my hair....
The Misheard: I wish I was a prawn-cracker with flowers in my hair....
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Real Lyric: Reach, she said, for no one else but you, cuz you won't turn away, when someone else is gone.
The Misheard: Regis said, for no one else but you, cuz you won't turn away, when someone else is gone.
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Real Lyric: Je veux ton amour et je veux ta revenge, Je veux ton amour I don't wanna be friends!
The Misheard: Je veux ton amour et je veux ta revenge, Je veux ton amour I don't wanna be French!
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