The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hold the Line, love isn't always on time...
The Misheard: Mow the lawn, love doesn't always have time...
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Real Lyric: too late for love
The Misheard: koolaid for love
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Real Lyric: Well I am imagining A dark lit place Or your place or my place
The Misheard: Well I am imaginingA dark lit placeWith your place on my place
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Real Lyric: Into the flood again, same old s**t it was back then! So I made a big mistake, try and see it once my way!
The Misheard: I like the sexy sounds from the d-train/'Till I think He's bending spoons for me.
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Real Lyric: Is it a chemical that makes this moment true?
The Misheard: It it a chemical that makes his mum a jew?
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Real Lyric: what would you do if your son was at home, cryin' all alone on the bedroom floor cuz he's hungry, and the only way to feed him is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
The Misheard: what would u do with your summers at homecrying all alone on the bedroom floorbecause its all griefand the only way to deal is to sleep with a man for a little bit of money
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Real Lyric: I've got books that I never ever read
The Misheard: I've got books that never ever end
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Real Lyric: Well versed in etiquette
The Misheard: Welfare stanetiquette
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Real Lyric: Fergalicious
The Misheard: Burgerlicious
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Real Lyric: Sittin' on a ball, in the middle of the Andes....
The Misheard: Sittin' on your balls, in the middle of your undies....
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