The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: -Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? - Shaft! -You're damn right!
The Misheard: -Who's the cat that won't come out, when there's danger all about? - Shaft!-You're damn right!
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Real Lyric: And the only thing I learned is that I need you desperately.
The Misheard: And the only thing I know is that I need you, Dennis Bradley!
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
The Misheard: A big pair of dice, Uno a puffin lung.
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Real Lyric: He's a complicated man, and no-one understands him but his woman (John Shaft).
The Misheard: He's a complicated man, and no-one understands him but his woman (Joan Shaft).
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Real Lyric: Is there life on mars??
The Misheard: Does he live on cars???
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Real Lyric: All we are saying is give peace a chance
The Misheard: Keep me upstairs give peace a chance
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Real Lyric: What a drag it is in these gold lame jeans; Is this the coolest way To get through your teens?
The Misheard: What a drag it isin these Golda Maier jeans;Is this the coolest wayTo get through your teens?
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Real Lyric: 'cos air polution is a fogging up my eyes
The Misheard: "'cos air polution is a-f*cking up my eyes"or, a later refinement "'cos evolution is a-f*cking up my eyes"
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Real Lyric: And later that night when his lights went out of sight Came the wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
The Misheard: He came later that night in a place snug and tightin the rectum of some guy named Gerald.
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Real Lyric: Try to see it my way ...
The Misheard: Trotsky was my wife ...
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