The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Our lips are sealed...
The Misheard: Alice the seal...
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Real Lyric: no dark sarcasm in the classroom
The Misheard: drugs are hazards in the classroom
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Real Lyric: Face miles and miles of trials with smiles
The Misheard: Face the miles of trials of piles with smiles...
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Real Lyric: With my dirty ol' hat and my crooked little grin
The Misheard: My dirty ol' hat and my crooked little friend.
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Real Lyric: Followed you around the block
The Misheard: Fat load, you're around the block.
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Real Lyric: Man to man, who cheated who?
The Misheard: Man to man, hoocheehoo
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Real Lyric: Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams
The Misheard: Loving would be easy if you promise to light my dreams
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Real Lyric: We got married in a fever, hotter than a pepper sprout.
The Misheard: We go married in a fever, hotter than a heifer's brow.
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Real Lyric: -Who's the cat that won't cop out, when there's danger all about? - Shaft! -You're damn right!
The Misheard: -Who's the cat that won't come out, when there's danger all about? - Shaft!-You're damn right!
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Real Lyric: And the only thing I learned is that I need you desperately.
The Misheard: And the only thing I know is that I need you, Dennis Bradley!
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