The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And all I ever see is just another lemon tree.
The Misheard: And all I ever see is just another lavatory.
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: She looked kinda dumb with her finger in her bum and the sh*t coming out of her forehead
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Real Lyric: Seven lonely nights and a dozen towns ago
The Misheard: Seven lonely nightsand a dozen pounds of gold
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Real Lyric: I believe in miracles. Where you from, you sexy thing? Sexy thing you.
The Misheard: I'm a leaving lily cone. Where you fall, you sexy thing? Sexy thank you.
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Real Lyric: A misplaced footfall made him stray from the path prepared for him.
The Misheard: A misplaced football made him stray from the father bear for inn.
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Real Lyric: There is a house in New Orleans.
The Misheard: There is a house in New Oily Runs.
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Real Lyric: This child is getting wildly out of wing.
The Misheard: This chime is getting wildly out of wind.
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Real Lyric: I can remember when you could stop a clock.
The Misheard: I can remember when you could starve a flower.
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Real Lyric: I like the night life baby.
The Misheard: I like the night light baby.
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Real Lyric: Tangled up in blue.
The Misheard: Triangle loving blues.
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