The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your carving knife
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Real Lyric: The skies are filled with hurt and shivering angels...
The Misheard: The skies are filled with herds of shimmering angels...
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Real Lyric: It's all about the Benjamins baby
The Misheard: Let's talk about Benjamin's baby
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Real Lyric: Will.I.AM: What ya gonna do wid all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk, Fergie : I gone m-m-make you drunk, make you love drunk off my hump...
The Misheard: Will.I.AM: What ya gonna do wid all that junk, all that junk inside yo trunk,Fergie : I gone m-m-make you spunk, make spunk all on my hump...
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Real Lyric: Pour some sugar on me
The Misheard: Purr on boulevard...yay!
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Real Lyric: I'm wanted dead or alive
The Misheard: I'm a woman in the dead of the night
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette, baby you're much too fast....
The Misheard: Little wrinkled rat, baby you're much too fat....
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Real Lyric: Her placenta falls to the floor....
The Misheard: Her intestines fall to the floor....
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Real Lyric: And all I ever see is just another lemon tree.
The Misheard: And all I ever see is just another lavatory.
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Real Lyric: She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her forehead
The Misheard: She looked kinda dumb with her finger in her bum and the sh*t coming out of her forehead
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