The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "If you don't get drunk on my kiss"
The Misheard: "If you don't get drunk, hold my keys.."
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Real Lyric: "I don't know why,but with you I dance in a STORM in my best dress"
The Misheard: "I don't know why, but with you I dance in a STORE in my best dress fearless"
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Real Lyric: I can't beleive you kiss your car goodnight
The Misheard: I can't believe you kiss your carpet knife
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Real Lyric: "Tutankhamen..."
The Misheard: "They are coming..."
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Real Lyric: Haha, charade you are.
The Misheard: Haha, she rod you art.
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Real Lyric: From the top to the bottom Bottom to top I stop At the core I've forgotten In the middle of my thoughts Taken far from my safety The picture is there The memory won't escape me But why should I care
The Misheard: from the shop to the bottom\\\bought a bad mascara\\\attack of the forgotten\\\in the middle of my thighs\\\Drinking fire for my safety\\\the pigeon\\\'s there\\\the mommy wont escape me\\\but wash it w
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Real Lyric: Buy it, use it.
The Misheard: Buy it, ease it.
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Real Lyric: "In me the Wishmaster."
The Misheard: "In me the dishwasher."
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Real Lyric: It ended for both of us, faster than a Kill off this thinking
The Misheard: It ended for both of us, faster than a Kill after spanking
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Real Lyric: "Feel the city breakin' and everybody's shakin'"
The Misheard: "Real estate and gravy and everybody's saving"
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