The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I count your eyelashes
The Misheard: I can't wear eyelashes
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Real Lyric: Oil that taste like blood
The Misheard: Oil that taste like butt
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the dragon lady
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Real Lyric: Who Are You? who who... who who
The Misheard: Oooo, Olly Ooo Ooo, Ooo Ooo("Ooo" pronounced as if is rhymes with "who", not "oh")
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Real Lyric: This is my line, this is eternal How did I ever end up here? Discarnate, preternatural My prayers to disappear Absent of grace, marked as infernal Ungranted in dead time left me disowned To this nature, so unnatural I remain alone
The Misheard: This is my life, this is a tunnelHow did I wake up here?Discarnate, breathing in a**holesMy breasts to disappearI turned his grace, peed in a funnelI'm ready to dead time, let me dissolveDude this snitch is so unnaturalI remai
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Real Lyric: OOh, i'm drivin my life away, lookin for a better way, for me...
The Misheard: oooh, i'm drivin my wife away, lookin for a better lay, for me.
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Real Lyric: Ohohhhhh!!!
The Misheard: Ghetto!
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Real Lyric: take my hand, we'll make it, I swear
The Misheard: take my hand,we're naked, I swear
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Real Lyric: But I've been screamin' and fightin', kissing in the rain... Its a roller-coaster kinda rush
The Misheard: I miss stripping and fightin', kissing in the rain...Its a roller-coaster, kinda rough
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Real Lyric: For you I bleed myself dry
The Misheard: For you I peed myself tryin'
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