The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Baby you know that I miss you, I wanna get with you tonight But I cannot baby girl and that's the issue
The Misheard: Baby you know that I miss you, I'm unlucky with you tonightBut I cannot baby girl and that's the issue
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Real Lyric: Just a picture and a feeling and your face How could I forget your touch your warm embrace? And the shoes you wore were long black satin lace As you walked into my mind. As you walked into this old forgotten hall And just when looking I began to fall I wish I could frame you and this feeling on the wall To stare at till there is no time, oh
The Misheard: Just a picture and a feeling in your faceHow could I forget your touch, you won't let me breathe.And the shoes you work with long slacks and laceHas walked into my mindAs you're walking to the sofa down the hallJust one look and
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Real Lyric: I could have sworn we disappeared tonight
The Misheard: I could have sworn there's sex appeal tonight
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Real Lyric: I could have sworn we disappeared tonight
The Misheard: I could have sworn there's sex appeal tonight
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Real Lyric: Born! Bred! Beaten! New Breed!!
The Misheard: Corn! Bread! Pizza! New Bread!
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Real Lyric: These sounds fall into my mind
The Misheard: Pees, Pies pudding for my naaaaaaaaaaan!
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Real Lyric: Where's your mama gone? (Where's your mama gone?)
The Misheard: Where's your lava gun? (Where's your lava gun?)
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Real Lyric: Oh, The crystal chandeliers light up the paintings on your walls The marble statuettes are standing stately in the hall
The Misheard: Oh, the crystal chandeliers light up the paintings on your wallsThe marbles that you ate are starting sailing in the hall
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Real Lyric: close the window calm the light
The Misheard: close the window come alive
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Real Lyric: Goodbye to my Juan
The Misheard: Goodbye to my woman
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