The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I could have sworn we disappeared tonight
The Misheard: I could have sworn there's sex appeal tonight
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Real Lyric: I could have sworn we disappeared tonight
The Misheard: I could have sworn there's sex appeal tonight
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Real Lyric: Born! Bred! Beaten! New Breed!!
The Misheard: Corn! Bread! Pizza! New Bread!
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Real Lyric: These sounds fall into my mind
The Misheard: Pees, Pies pudding for my naaaaaaaaaaan!
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Real Lyric: Where's your mama gone? (Where's your mama gone?)
The Misheard: Where's your lava gun? (Where's your lava gun?)
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Real Lyric: Oh, The crystal chandeliers light up the paintings on your walls The marble statuettes are standing stately in the hall
The Misheard: Oh, the crystal chandeliers light up the paintings on your wallsThe marbles that you ate are starting sailing in the hall
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Real Lyric: close the window calm the light
The Misheard: close the window come alive
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Real Lyric: Goodbye to my Juan
The Misheard: Goodbye to my woman
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Real Lyric: Jesus loves me, this I know
The Misheard: Jesus loves me, Momma says no.
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Real Lyric: Gimmie gimmie gimmie a man after midnight
The Misheard: Gimmie gimmie gimmie I'll have some meat now
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