The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Girl in a groove with the big bust on, big bust on, big bust on.
The Misheard: Girl in the group whether looper stomps, looper stomps, looper stomps.
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Real Lyric: Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and lips like cherries
The Misheard: Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and tits like cherries
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Real Lyric: Left me standing like a naughty schoolboy.
The Misheard: Left me standing like a Nazi schoolboy.
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Real Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme.
The Misheard: Are you going to scar, fellow friend? Pass me sleigh, throws Mary on time.
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Real Lyric: Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
The Misheard: Don't stop picking up trouts to borrow.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Rolled up like a douche, another odor in the sky.
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Real Lyric: I try to walk away and I stumble.
The Misheard: I try to walk away from my stomach.
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Real Lyric: It's hard to say I can't, but I know I can't be right there standing
The Misheard: It's hard to say I can't, but I know I can't be Nadia Suleman
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Real Lyric: Big ole Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big Old Chad Carolina
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Real Lyric: Somebody Call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
The Misheard: Sopa con agua gua, should've fire burning on the dance floor
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