The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Left me standing like a naughty schoolboy.
The Misheard: Left me standing like a Nazi schoolboy.
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Real Lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair? Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme.
The Misheard: Are you going to scar, fellow friend? Pass me sleigh, throws Mary on time.
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Real Lyric: Don't stop thinking about tomorrow.
The Misheard: Don't stop picking up trouts to borrow.
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Rolled up like a douche, another odor in the sky.
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Real Lyric: I try to walk away and I stumble.
The Misheard: I try to walk away from my stomach.
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Real Lyric: It's hard to say I can't, but I know I can't be right there standing
The Misheard: It's hard to say I can't, but I know I can't be Nadia Suleman
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Real Lyric: Big ole Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big Old Chad Carolina
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Real Lyric: Somebody Call 911 Shawty fire burning on the dance floor
The Misheard: Sopa con agua gua, should've fire burning on the dance floor
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Real Lyric: Baby you know that I miss you, I wanna get with you tonight But I cannot baby girl and that's the issue
The Misheard: Baby you know that I miss you, I'm unlucky with you tonightBut I cannot baby girl and that's the issue
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Real Lyric: Just a picture and a feeling and your face How could I forget your touch your warm embrace? And the shoes you wore were long black satin lace As you walked into my mind. As you walked into this old forgotten hall And just when looking I began to fall I wish I could frame you and this feeling on the wall To stare at till there is no time, oh
The Misheard: Just a picture and a feeling in your faceHow could I forget your touch, you won't let me breathe.And the shoes you work with long slacks and laceHas walked into my mindAs you're walking to the sofa down the hallJust one look and
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