The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Down in Oakland Off of West Grant St. Joseph relief poor program A good place where good people get food Help your fellow man a good thing to do Government agency said be afraid of me I'll shut your doors down and it won't phase me Wolverine came through left the agent for dead Put the doors back up, everyone was fed
The Misheard: Down in OaklandI want some ice creamSt Joseph's bullies are all brokenA good place where good people get fooledCause that fat woman looks like a dude, yeahA guy with an M-16 said be afraid of meI'll check your drawers better hit
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Real Lyric: You're looking good just like a snake in the grass.
The Misheard: You're looking doofus, lycra shakin' your grads.
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Real Lyric: I have all the ways you see, to keep your guessing, stop your messing with me.
The Misheard: I have all the quasier see, to keep your essence, stop your harassing with me.
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Real Lyric: Draggin' the line..
The Misheard: Dead or alive
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Real Lyric: Don't speak, I know just what you're thinkin'. And I don't need your reasons.
The Misheard: Don't speak, I know just what you're drinkin'.And I don't need doritos.
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Real Lyric: Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no
The Misheard: uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, bananas!
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Real Lyric: Mr. Crowley, what went down in your head (Oh) Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the dead Your lifestyle to me seems so tragic With the thrill of it all You fooled all the people with magic (Yeah)You waited on Satan's call
The Misheard: Mr. Crowley, what they done in your headOh, Mr. Crowley, did you talk to the deadYour life-stop seemed to me so tragicAnd the thrill of it allYou fooled all the people with magicYeah, you waited on Satan's door
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Real Lyric: You need to be there when your baby is old enough to relate
The Misheard: You need to be there when your baby is old enough to get laid
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Real Lyric: Girl in a groove with the big bust on, big bust on, big bust on.
The Misheard: Girl in the group whether looper stomps, looper stomps, looper stomps.
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Real Lyric: Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and lips like cherries
The Misheard: Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and tits like cherries
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