The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Sheep, lion and a female goat
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Real Lyric: That girl like somethin' off a poster That girl is a dime they say
The Misheard: That girl likes giving me a toasterShe gave me a toaster today
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Real Lyric: I wear my Sunglasses at night
The Misheard: I wear my Sun Dresses at night
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Real Lyric: Little Red Corvette
The Misheard: Pay the rent by cheque
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Real Lyric: And I was stuck on Joy (that was her name).
The Misheard: And I was stuck enjoying Lemonade.
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Real Lyric: I'll be the water when you get thirsty, baby
The Misheard: Lifes a b***h to you all and you'l break..
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Real Lyric: Quitting's out of the question
The Misheard: Quidditch's out of the question
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Real Lyric: so darken your clothes, and strike a violent pose, maybe the'll leave you alone, but not me.
The Misheard: so fart on your cloths, then strike a volin pose, maybe the'll leave you alone, but not me.
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Real Lyric: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, caught in a bad romance....
The Misheard: Whoooooooooooooooooooorrreee, caught in a bedroom mess,
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Real Lyric: hunt you down without mercy.
The Misheard: run you down cause I'm thirsty
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