The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bodhisattva, would you take me by the hand
The Misheard: Holy Sartre! Would you take me by the hand
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Real Lyric: And Windy's got wings to fly, above the clouds, above the clouds...
The Misheard: And Windy's got wings to fly, a buh buh buh, a buh buh buh, a buh buh buuuuuh!
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Real Lyric: I don't like those, my God, what's that Oh it's full of nasty habits when the b***h gets back
The Misheard: Somebody stole my carwash pass Oh it's full of nasty habits when the b***h gets back
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Real Lyric: My country, 'tis of thee, sweet land of liberty...
The Misheard: My country, Tizzadee, sweet land of liberty...
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Real Lyric: Bismillah, oh, we will not let you go!
The Misheard: Ich bin la, NO! we will not let you go!
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Real Lyric: Buy us drinks in bars
The Misheard: mice, drinks and bars
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Real Lyric: Last man on the Earth still couldn't hit this,
The Misheard: Last man on the Earth still couldn't get pissed,
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover.
The Misheard: The feel of cheese, up my bum.
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Real Lyric: With hairspray and denim
The Misheard: Whispering denim
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Real Lyric: Seeing right through you like you're bathing in Windex
The Misheard: Seeing right though like a baby with Windex.
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