The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Swing, swing, swing, swing from the tangles of my heart.
The Misheard: Swing, swing, swing, swing from the cable-set of my heart.
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Real Lyric: boom boom boom(gotta get that) boom boom boom(gotta get that)
The Misheard: boom boom boom(kittykat) boom boom boom(kittykat)
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Real Lyric: No Silent prayer for the faith Departed
The Misheard: I thought I s**t Myself but I only Farted
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Real Lyric: Teenage wasteland, it's only teenage wasteland. They're all wasted!
The Misheard: Teenage weight sand, it's sunny teenage weight sand. They're all whistling!
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Real Lyric: Before handing you a heart that's breaking
The Misheard: Before Hannah knew, her heart was breaking
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Real Lyric: Got a wife in Chino, babe, and one in Cherokee
The Misheard: Got a wife, and she no babe, says a woman Cherokee.
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Real Lyric: I like to thank them for their charms, and holding me in their arms
The Misheard: I like to thank them for the john, and holding me in their arms
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Real Lyric: All he asks from me is the food to give him strength.
The Misheard: Ollie asked Franny "Is the food to give him strength?"
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Real Lyric: I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine. I got a love, and I know that it's all mine. Oh. woah
The Misheard: I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.I got a house and I know that it's all mine.
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Real Lyric: You gotta...jump, jive and...then you wail
The Misheard: You gotta...drunk drivin'...then you wail
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