The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
The Misheard: Save yourself, I'm heading for the fairyland!
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Real Lyric: It's cool to know nothing
The Misheard: School, you know nothing
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Real Lyric: In and around the lake Mountains come out of the sky And they stand there
The Misheard: In and around the lakeMallards come out of the skyAnd they stand there
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Real Lyric: I saw my face in lights or name on marquis found down broadway
The Misheard: I saw my face in lights or name on monkeys found down broadway
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Real Lyric: Before Jimmy's machine and the Rocksteady rub.
The Misheard: Before gin and machine on the rocks, Teddy Love.
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Real Lyric: If you join the parade.
The Misheard: A vagina parade.
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Real Lyric: Everybody needs to carve their mark.
The Misheard: Everybody needs to call their Mum.
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Real Lyric: Brown sugar
The Misheard: Crap Shooter
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Real Lyric: In New York, Concrete jungle where dreams are made of
The Misheard: In New York,I've become what wet dreams are made of
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Real Lyric: First you say you want me, now your memories haunt me.
The Misheard: First you say you want me, now you married a zombie!
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