The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I know a government man
The Misheard: I know a girl from a man
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Real Lyric: I once had a girl - or, should I say, she once had me.
The Misheard: I wanted a girl - or should I say, she wanted me.
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Real Lyric: ...Don't forget the motor city...
The Misheard: Don't forget Pomona City...
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Real Lyric: My friend works for the National Health, Doctor Robert. Don't pay money just to see yourself with Doctor Robert.
The Misheard: Manfred works for the National Health, Doctor Robert. He'll pay Mum adjusted; see your shelf with Doctor Robert.
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Real Lyric: These wizardries of mine Will show me true foresight
The Misheard: These wizardries of mineWill show me Bruce Forsyth
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Real Lyric: the smell of mock orange filled the air
The Misheard: the smell of my condoms filled the air
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Real Lyric: There's a bad moon on the rise
The Misheard: There's a bathroom on the right
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Real Lyric: My boy's gonna play in the Big League My boy's gonna turn some heads My boy's gonna play in the Big League My boy's gonna knock 'em dead The Big League
The Misheard: My boy's gonna play in the fig leavesMy boy's gonna turn some headsMy boy's gonna play in the fig leavesmy boy's gonna knock 'em deadThe Fig leaves...
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Real Lyric: Save yourself a penny for the ferryman
The Misheard: Save yourself, I'm heading for the fairyland!
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Real Lyric: It's cool to know nothing
The Misheard: School, you know nothing
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