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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: A-Ha

    Song: The Blood That Moves The Body

    Real Lyric: The blood that moves the body

    The Misheard: The bug that moons the bunny

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    Artist: Van Halen

    Song: Jump

    Real Lyric: I ain't the worst that you've seen.

    The Misheard: I'll eat the warts that you've seen.

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Yellow Ledbetter

    Real Lyric: I wanna wish it all away yeah

    The Misheard: On a wizard and a whale

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Yellow Ledbetter

    Real Lyric: I said ’I know what I wear, Not the box or the bag

    The Misheard: I said i don't want a whalein a box or in a bag

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    Artist: Michael Jackson

    Song: Billie Jean

    Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover

    The Misheard: Fill his jeans with hot eye lava

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    Artist: Joni Mitchell

    Song: Help Me

    Real Lyric: 'Cause I've seen some hot hot blazes Come down to smoke and ash

    The Misheard: 'Cause I've seen high, high placescome down and smokin' hash

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    Artist: Lifehouse

    Song: Everything

    Real Lyric: Found You here... And how can i stand here with you and not be moved by you... You calm the storms and you give me rest

    The Misheard: Finally here...And how can I speak here with you and I've been moved by you O_O ...you convert storms when you give me breath

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    Artist: Kings Of Leon

    Song: Use Somebody

    Real Lyric: I'm ready now

    The Misheard: don't let it dieorgonna live it up

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    Artist: Mew

    Song: Special

    Real Lyric: Agarina, you can't say no. Agarina, this time you will go.

    The Misheard: Macarena, you can't sing, no. Macarena, this time a year ago.

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    Artist: Doors

    Song: Crystal Ship

    Real Lyric: When we get back, I'll drop a line.

    The Misheard: Wen we get back, I'll chop a lime.

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