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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: In My Time Of Dying

    Real Lyric: Oh Gabriel, let me blow your horn.

    The Misheard: Oh Gabriel, let me mow your lawn.

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    Artist: Lynyrd Skynyrd

    Song: Sweet Home Alabama

    Real Lyric: Now Muscle Shoals has got the Swampers

    The Misheard: Now Russel Stover gave us chocolate

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    Artist: 311

    Song: All Mixed Up

    Real Lyric: All mixed up, don't know what to do, next thing you turn around and find the person is you

    The Misheard: All mixed up, don't know what to do, next thing you turn around and find a p*ssy to chew

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    Artist: The Killers

    Song: Mr. Brightside

    Real Lyric: destiny is calling me Open up my eager eyes

    The Misheard: dexter's name is calling me... all come up and the get high... O_O

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    Artist: We The Kings

    Song: Summer Song

    Real Lyric: I finally felt alive I could not move my bones

    The Misheard: I finally felt aliveI could not move my balls

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    Artist: Aretha Franklin

    Song: Respect

    Real Lyric: All I'm asking is for a little respect... Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home... Mister

    The Misheard: All alaskans should show a little respect... Hey David (just a lil bit) a witness's coming down... guess what?

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    Artist: Drake Bell

    Song: I Know

    Real Lyric: All Alone... Baby gimme a sign... darnling, only a fool couldn;t see through us know what we do... you know and i know and i know it's always better when you know

    The Misheard: Al the thongs...David gimme a chance... dummy only a fool couldn't see through what O_O or know what we do...you know and i know and i know it sounds much better when you know

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    Artist: Camera Obscura

    Song: Lloyd, I'm Ready To Be Heartbroken

    Real Lyric: Jealousy is more than a word now I understand

    The Misheard: Jesse's more than a what now? I don't understand...

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    Artist: Shivaree

    Song: My Mama Said

    Real Lyric: Mama said there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this Mama said (Mama said, mama said) Mama said there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this my Mama said (Mama said, mama said)

    The Misheard: Marmoset there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this Marmoset (Marmoset, Marmoset) Marmoset there'll be days like this, There'll be days like this my Marmoset (Marmoset, marmoset)

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother you're stayin' alive, stayin' alive.

    The Misheard: Whether you're a robber or whether you're a mugger you're a stain that I like, a stain that I like.

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