The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna be friends!
The Misheard: I don't wanna be french!
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Real Lyric: Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace Molly is the singer in a band Desmond say to Molly, girl I like you face And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand
The Misheard: Desmond has a barrow in the marketplace Molly is the singer in a band Desmond say to Molly, girl I’d like to punch your face And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand
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Real Lyric: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the kid is not my son
The Misheard: Billie Jean is not my lover She's just a girl who claims that I am the one But the chancer’s not my son
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Real Lyric: "Remember what the dormouse said.."
The Misheard: "Remember what the dorm mouse said.."
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Real Lyric: Its empty and cold without you here, too many people to ache over
The Misheard: Its empty and cold without you here, too many people to let go of
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Real Lyric: Are we human, or are we denser?
The Misheard: Are we human, or are we dancers?
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Real Lyric: I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea
The Misheard: I said "Me? No way!" Said in open court, full of urgency.
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Real Lyric: Run away, Make hate, And get laid, And get laid Take it up, Right it off, Don't medicate, Medicate
The Misheard: Run away, Medicaid, you gettin laid, you gettin laidYou tie me up, or ride it off, so Medicaid, Medicaid
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Real Lyric: I'm blue da ba dee da ba di
The Misheard: I'm blue, I will bleed I will die, I believe I will die
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Real Lyric: oh yeah did i mention
The Misheard: i had a erection
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