The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And the flat world's flyin'
The Misheard: And the flatworm's cryin'
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Real Lyric: I don't know, but I been told, a big legged woman ain't got no soul.
The Misheard: I don't know, but I been told, a three-legged woman ain't got no hole.
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Real Lyric: But you won't find my name in your book of Who's Who
The Misheard: You won't find my name in your (expletive)-in' Balloon Chewing Gum.
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Real Lyric: Do you want it so real
The Misheard: Do you wanna eat Fritos?
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Real Lyric: I've got to find that meaning
The Misheard: p***y on a highway
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Real Lyric: It all comes down to me and you
The Misheard: I'll come salivate on you
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Real Lyric: Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
The Misheard: Man, you should have seen them kicking at the Alamo
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Real Lyric: You're sailing softly through the sun In a broken stone age dawn
The Misheard: Sailing southward to the sun In a broken 4-H home
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Real Lyric: Wanted a woman, never bargained for you
The Misheard: One-legged woman would never bargain for you.
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Real Lyric: Oh what a strange magic strange magic
The Misheard: Blow up the world with strange magic
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