The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Here's my name, number, baby, just hit my cell.
The Misheard: Here's my name, number, baby, I just s**t myself.
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Real Lyric: I'll be Your crying shoulder I'll be Loves suicide I'll be Badder when I'm older I'll be The greatest fan of your life
The Misheard: I'll beYour crying soldierI'll beThe suicideI'll be Better when i'm colderI'll beThe greatest friend of your life
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Real Lyric: She takes me high, she takes me high!
The Misheard: She texted me hi, she texted me hi!
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Real Lyric: I'm so hot for her, I'm so hot for her I'm so hot for her and she's so cold
The Misheard: I'm so popular, I'm so popular, I'm so popular, she's so cold
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Real Lyric: Love Shack, baby love shack
The Misheard: Glove slap, baby glove slap
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Real Lyric: Still the rain kept pourin', fallin' on my ears
The Misheard: Still the rain kept pourin', vomit on my ears
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Real Lyric: Hey Miss Murder Can I,
The Misheard: "A" is for alkaline
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Real Lyric: Forget the herse, 'cause I'll never die
The Misheard: Ain't got the herps, so I'll never die
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Real Lyric: All I see turns to brown
The Misheard: All I eat turns to brown
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Real Lyric: They paved paradise And put up a parking lot
The Misheard: They payed paradise to put up a fu*king lie
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