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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: Another One Bites The Dust

    Real Lyric: Another One Bites The Dust

    The Misheard: Another One Smokes My Joint

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    Artist: Dorrough

    Song: Ice Cream Paint Job

    Real Lyric: Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice Cream - Ice Cream - Ice Cream Paint Job

    The Misheard: Cream on the inside, Clean on the outside, Ice Cream - Ice Cream - Ice Cream Rim Job

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Feliz Navidad

    Real Lyric: Feliz Navidad

    The Misheard: Please mop it up

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Chiquitita

    Real Lyric: Sing a new song chiquitita

    The Misheard: Wear a new thong Chicken-Tikka.

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    Artist: Genesis

    Song: No Son Of Mine

    Real Lyric: They say that time is a healer

    The Misheard: They say that time isn't here

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    Artist: Bad Company

    Song: Bad Company

    Real Lyric: Tell me that you are not a thief

    The Misheard: Tell me that you are gonna pee

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    Artist: My Chemical Romance

    Song: Our Lady Of Sorrows

    Real Lyric: Stand up f*cking tall, and don't let them see your back, take...

    The Misheard: I'm f*cking tired of letting them see you pass and take

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    Artist: Ramones

    Song: I Wanna Be Sedated

    Real Lyric: Twenty twenty twenty four hours to go...

    The Misheard: do you wanna wanna wanna f*ck out of control?

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    Artist: Jennifer Lopez

    Song: Do It Well

    Real Lyric: Here's my name, number, baby, just hit my cell.

    The Misheard: Here's my name, number, baby, I just s**t myself.

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    Artist: Goo Goo Dolls

    Song: I'll Be Your Crying Shoulder

    Real Lyric: I'll be Your crying shoulder I'll be Loves suicide I'll be Badder when I'm older I'll be The greatest fan of your life

    The Misheard: I'll beYour crying soldierI'll beThe suicideI'll be Better when i'm colderI'll beThe greatest friend of your life

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