The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I need TP for my bunghole
The Misheard: I have pee pee out my butthole
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Real Lyric: Watch out, you might just go under
The Misheard: Whachacha might just go under,
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Real Lyric: And we will find our way there Live like delicates
The Misheard: And we will find our weed thereIn midnight delicates
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Real Lyric: All the boys think she's a spy, she's got Bette Davis Eyes
The Misheard: All the boys think she's a spastic guy, Bette Davis Eyes...
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Real Lyric: She's got my heart under house arrest
The Misheard: She's caught my heart, and I house her breasts
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Real Lyric: Let me hear you sing once more like you did before Sing a new song, Chiquitita
The Misheard: Let me hear you sing once more like you did beforeSing a nude song, Chiquitita
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Real Lyric: I've been cheated by you since I don't know when
The Misheard: I've been treated by you since I don't know when
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Real Lyric: Seize the day or die regretting
The Misheard: Seize the day of Dairy Queen
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Real Lyric: I'm so wrong
The Misheard: How's the road?
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Real Lyric: The earth and sky are my best friends
The Misheard: The earth and sky are full of bread
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