The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Im leaving on a jet plane
The Misheard: Im leaving on a freight train
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Real Lyric: spaceships melting in the dead of night
The Misheard: fishes nodding in the dead of night
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Real Lyric: Everybody ride her just like a bus route
The Misheard: Everybody ride her just like a muscrat
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Real Lyric: Roman Calvary choirs are singing Be my mirror my sword and shield
The Misheard: Roman calvary choirs are singingbe my mirror my Sloman's Shield
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Real Lyric: Would you born to resist or be abused?
The Misheard: Would you bother his **s or be abused?
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Real Lyric: I'll be out of my mind and you'll be out of ideas pretty soon.
The Misheard: I'll be out of my mind and you'll be out of my penis pretty soon.
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Real Lyric: i wanna come apart
The Misheard: i wanna come and fart
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Real Lyric: Pack a pack horse and rest up here, on Black Country Rock...
The Misheard: Back-a-packers often rest up here, on Black Country Rock...
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Real Lyric: For her fake Chinese rubber plant
The Misheard: For a fake Chinese Robert Plant
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Real Lyric: Dude looks like a lady
The Misheard: Do the lucky lady
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