The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And she'll tease you She'll unease you All the better just to please you She's precocious And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush All the boys Think she's a spy, She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: N she'll tease you,She'll adhease you,Run a bathtub just to please youShe's precociousN she knows just what it takes to make your toes blushAll aboard! Drinkin n Drive!She's many days aside.
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Real Lyric: Sing glad Hosanna
The Misheard: Sing glad lasagna
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Real Lyric: Burning both ends of the night
The Misheard: Burning goat heads of the night
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Real Lyric: Cos time is short and life is cruel - but it's up to us to change This town called malice.
The Misheard: Cos time is sure and light is coolbut it's up to us to changeIt's at O'Malley's!
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night.
The Misheard: Wrapped up like a doucheA lonely runner in the night
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Real Lyric: I don't care who's wrong or right And I don't care for the UK tonight
The Misheard: I don't care who song all right But I don't whether you came tonight
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Real Lyric: his body was covered in coke fizz.
The Misheard: his body was covered in goat piss.
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Real Lyric: Chiquitita tell me what is wrong
The Misheard: Cheeky teacher tell me what is wrong
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Real Lyric: Wake me up before you go go. Becuase i'm not planning on going solo
The Misheard: Beat Me Up. Becuase I'm a homo, string me up like a yoyo
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Real Lyric: They like to push the weak around.
The Misheard: They like to push the wig around.
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