The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Elvis ain't dead
The Misheard: Help me stay dead
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Real Lyric: I'm down at the laundromat, trying to get my washing done
The Misheard: I'm down at the London Matt, trying to get my Washington
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah!
The Misheard: She seems to hearken in blizzards for Dutchmen!
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Real Lyric: I was alone this bird had flown
The Misheard: I was alonewhispered the phone
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Real Lyric: Blue heart, black eyes
The Misheard: Blue hearted black guys
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Real Lyric: Gladly the cross I bear
The Misheard: Gladly the cross eyed bear
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Real Lyric: Sweet Caroline, Good times never seem so good.
The Misheard: Sweet Caroline,Bed time's never been so good.
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Real Lyric: I am smelling like the rose that somebody gave me on my birthday deathbed
The Misheard: I am hung like donkey Got a D*ck like a Jack@$$
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Real Lyric: And she'll tease you She'll unease you All the better just to please you She's precocious And she knows just what it Takes to make a pro blush All the boys Think she's a spy, She's got Bette Davis eyes
The Misheard: N she'll tease you,She'll adhease you,Run a bathtub just to please youShe's precociousN she knows just what it takes to make your toes blushAll aboard! Drinkin n Drive!She's many days aside.
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Real Lyric: Sing glad Hosanna
The Misheard: Sing glad lasagna
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