The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Dreams of war Dreams of liars Dreams of dragon's fire And of things that will bite
The Misheard: Dreams of warDreams of liarsDreams of dragon's fireAnd a baked apple pie
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Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce Another runner in the night
The Misheard: Revved up like a poofAnother homo in the night
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Real Lyric: I think I'm gonna be sad, I think it's today, yeah. The girl that's driving me mad Is going away
The Misheard: I think I'm gonna be sad,I think it's today, yeah.The girl that's driving me madJust told me she's gay
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Real Lyric: We are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world Are spirits in the material world
The Misheard: We're aspirins in the material worldAspirins in the material worldAspirins in the material worldAspirins in the material world
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Real Lyric: We are detective We are select We are detective Come to collect
The Misheard: We are defectiveWe are both wreckedWe are defectiveCome to collect
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Real Lyric: Breakin' rocks in the hot sun
The Misheard: breakin' rocks in the hot tub
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Real Lyric: Praying that she'll dry tears left on my face I've cried
The Misheard: Crying nutshells by the tears left on my face i cried.
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Real Lyric: You got mud on yo' face You big disgrace
The Misheard: You got butt on your face your big goose egg
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Real Lyric: Premier drums! Premier drums!
The Misheard: Playing the drums! Playing the drums!
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Real Lyric: I saw healye's commet shooting
The Misheard: I saw healye's commet she went east
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