The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Stuck on a roller coaster Can't get it off this ride
The Misheard: Tomatoes (pronounced tu-mah-toes) in my toasterCan't get me some pie
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Real Lyric: Oh what a night!
The Misheard: I wanna die!
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Real Lyric: This is, this is...my...last exit
The Misheard: Diseased, diseased...my, that's sexy
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Real Lyric: With the birds I’ll share With the birds I’ll share This lonely view With the birds I’ll share This lonely view
The Misheard: With the burden shared, it's a lonely view. Or, With this version shared, it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: I got a friend with a phone in the basement.
The Misheard: I got a friend with a pole in the basement.
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Real Lyric: Damn Girl!!! Damn, you's a sexy b**th, sexy b**th! Damn, you's a sexy b**th! Damn Girl!!!
The Misheard: Damn Girl!!!Damn, you's a sexy fish, sexy fish!Damn, you's a sexy fish!Damn Girl!!!
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Real Lyric: I tried my best to be somebody you'd be close to Hand in hand like lovers are supposed to
The Misheard: I tried my best to be somebody you'd be close toMan with man like lovers are supposed to
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Real Lyric: Imma be rockin' like this (WHAT)
The Misheard: Imma be walkin' like this (BUT)
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Real Lyric: How long can you go?
The Misheard: Hello Kitty blow
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Real Lyric: Come ease the pain that's in my heart.
The Misheard: For me it's the pain that's in my heart.
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