The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
Showing: 36191 thru 36200 of 54142
Real Lyric: Will you tell us that you're OK There's a sign at the window That he struck you
The Misheard: But you're jealous, but you're ok?And then the sound of the windowwhen it shocked you
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Some, some, some I, Some I murder Some I, Some I let go
The Misheard: Salm-, Salm-, Salmo-, SalmonellaSalmo-, Salmo-, not go
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: And now she's in me, always with me, tiny dancer in my hand
The Misheard: And now she's in me, always with me, Tony Danza in my hand
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Tunder
The Misheard: Van Damme
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Hot, hot as the desert sands
The Misheard: Hot, hot as a dancer's ass
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: You wrote "I love you," I wrote, "me too"
The Misheard: You wrote "I love you," I rove me too.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I'm Blue da ba dee da ba daa
The Misheard: I Do, I believe I'm a guy
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: Raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my wrecked up friends.
The Misheard: Raise a glass to mend all the broken hearts of all my rectal friends.
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: keep a-knockin' but you can't come in
The Misheard: keep a-knockin', butt-juice, can't come in
The Story: Read it here »
Real Lyric: I can't see him but he's stalking my thoughts
The Misheard: I can't see him but he's stuck in my thought pile
The Story: Read it here »
© KissThisGuy.com, 2007-2026. All Rights Reserved Worldwide.