The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She's mighty mighty, built like an Amazon
The Misheard: She's mighty mighty, built like a mastodon
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Real Lyric: I've got to get my kicks and fly tonight.
The Misheard: I've got to get my pigs and fly tonight.
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Real Lyric: I'll take one more drink and then I'll be dismissed
The Misheard: I'll take one more trick and then my pen*s slips
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Real Lyric: Ooh I'm captured by your spell.
The Misheard: Ooh I'm captured by your smell.
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Real Lyric: Ti, a drink with jam and bread
The Misheard: Ti, a drink with gin and bread
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Real Lyric: My innocence is wearing thin but my heart is going strong
The Misheard: My incense is wearing thin but my heart is going strong
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Real Lyric: Driving a padiddle with a burnt out fuse
The Misheard: Driving a potato with a burnt out fuse
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Real Lyric: Oh, I got a funny feeling when she walked into the room. And I, as I recall it ended much too soon.
The Misheard: Oh, I got funny feeling when she walked in the moon. And my, as I recall it ended much too soon.
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Real Lyric: She don't give boys the eye.
The Misheard: She don't give boys the ant.
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Real Lyric: The wolf is hungry, he runs the show
The Misheard: The bump is hungry, he wants Dijon
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