The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I don't need a parachute Baby, if I've got you Baby, if I've got you I don't need a parachute You're gonna catch me You're gonna catch if I fall Down, down, down
The Misheard: I dont need a pair of shoes Baby, if I've got you Baby, if I've got you I dont need a pair of shoes You're gonna catch me You're gonna catch if I fall Down, down, down
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Real Lyric: on the arm of that guy
The Misheard: on ERa fat guy
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Real Lyric: With the birds and share this lonely view.
The Misheard: In the purple shed it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: I know, that she knows, that I'm not fond of asking.
The Misheard: I know, that she knows, that I'm not from Nebraska
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Real Lyric: As if I'd never noticed The way she brushed her hair from her forehead
The Misheard: As if I'd never noticedThe way she brushed her hair and farted
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Real Lyric: Play so bad, your ears will bleed.
The Misheard: Place old badger ears will bleed.
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Real Lyric: like a shoebox of photographs with sepia-toned loving
The Misheard: like a chewbaccas photographswith C3PO's loving
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Real Lyric: You can pack all your bags, we finished
The Misheard: You can pack all your bags with spinach
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Real Lyric: The sound of perilous boundaries.
The Misheard: The sound of a careless mattress.
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Real Lyric: My mind was in a frenzy and a horny state.
The Misheard: My mom was with a friend in a horny state.
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