The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't call me daughter
The Misheard: Don't call my daughter
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Real Lyric: Efilnikufecin
The Misheard: Evil Nixon Confessin'
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Real Lyric: I'm so lost without you
The Misheard: There's no lust without you
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Real Lyric: I can't fight this feeling anymore, I've forgotten what I started fighting for, if I have to crawl across the floor, come crashing through the door
The Misheard: I can't climb this ceiling anymore, I've forgotten what I started climbing for, if I have to crawl across some more, come crashing to the floor
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Real Lyric: She turned around and gave that big booty a smack.
The Misheard: He turned around and gave that big boobie a snack
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Real Lyric: And dream Jamaica is a big neon sign
The Misheard: And dream Jamaica is a pygmyon size...
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Real Lyric: Put your hand in a party wave Pass around Make a shroud pulling combs through a backwash frame Find the copies in a carbon mount Pass around Stroke a pocket with a print of a laughing sound
The Misheard: Put your hand in a party waveArse aroundMake a shroud pulling combs through a backwash frameFind the copies in a carbon mountArse aroundStroke a pocket with a print of a laughing sound
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Real Lyric: When the moon hits your eye Like a big-a pizza pie That's amore
The Misheard: When you're bit on the kneeby an eel in the seaIt's a Moray
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Real Lyric: Paint me a Birmingham
The Misheard: My daughter thought it was: "Paint me a burning ham"
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Real Lyric: Yo so I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue
The Misheard: Yo so I continued to A1A Detroit Avenue
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