The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I've got nothing to add or contest Can still kick a ball a hundred yards We cling to bottles and memories of the past (Give me moments) Let's drive to Brighton on the weekend
The Misheard: Sitting inside some bars after work.Can still kick a ball a hundred yearsWe clink two bottles; our memories of the past.(Just give me my nicotine.)Let's try to brighten up the weekend
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Real Lyric: I'll never forget the moment we kissed the night of the hay ride
The Misheard: I'll never forget the smell of the sweat from under her armpits
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Real Lyric: She's...just like the rest of them
The Misheard: She's... just like a restroom
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Real Lyric: I guess you better go and get your armor.
The Misheard: I guess you better go and b**th-a-rama.
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Real Lyric: To whom much is given, much is tested Get arrested guess until he gets the message
The Misheard: To hold much is given, much is testedGet arrested, get some chili, get the message
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Real Lyric: And the sleep and the odds
The Misheard: And the streets and the yards
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Real Lyric: Splash autumn on gardens
The Misheard: Splat short upon gardens
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Real Lyric: Boise, Idaho
The Misheard: with little boys in Idaho
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Real Lyric: You're squawking like a pink monkey bird
The Misheard: You're smoking like a big monkey bird
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