The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: yellow matter custard,dripping from a dead dog's eye.
The Misheard: yellow cotton mustard dripping from a bed log's guy."
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Real Lyric: I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be.
The Misheard: I wanna roll with him a lard bear undersea
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Real Lyric: Is it still me that makes you sweat? Am I who you think about in bed?
The Misheard: There's no need to make you sweat.Since your thinking in the bath.
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Real Lyric: And I don't need no carryin' on
The Misheard: And I don't need no caramel
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Real Lyric: been here all along
The Misheard: bendy rod
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Real Lyric: Well there's a real square cat he looks nineteen seventy four
The Misheard: Well there's a real square Caddy it's a nineteen seventy four
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Real Lyric: By August, she was mine.
The Misheard: My all good achiever's mind.
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Real Lyric: This time I'm mistaken for handing you a heart worth breaking
The Misheard: This time I'm mistakenfor handing me a pound of bacon.
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Real Lyric: Your sex is on fire
The Misheard: You're such a bull fighter
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Real Lyric: Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay Like a gay tarantella
The Misheard: Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tayLike a gay tide umbrella
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