The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sanctus Espiritus Redeem us from our solemn hour
The Misheard: Sometimes men in speedos recharge our solar power
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Real Lyric: Here's to you, Mrs.Robinson, Jesus loves you more then you might know.
The Misheard: Here's to you, Mrs.Robinson, She's a slutty woman you might know.
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Real Lyric: are you gonna drop the bomb or not
The Misheard: are you gonna drop obama nut
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Real Lyric: I wanna be on you, on you
The Misheard: I wanna pee on ya, on you
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Real Lyric: It's fun to lose and to pretend.
The Misheard: Smallest girls to the tent.
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Real Lyric: She was just my friend.
The Misheard: She washes my friend.
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Real Lyric: Hell bent on chasing down that crazy spark.
The Misheard: Hell bent on chasing down that greasy spot.
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Real Lyric: Cold In Life's Throes I'll Fall Asleep For You
The Misheard: Golden LobsterI fall asleep for you.
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Real Lyric: In New York, Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
The Misheard: In New York,Concrete jungle wintry tomatoes,
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Real Lyric: Tell me how do you rate the morning sun?
The Misheard: Tell me how do you rape the morning sun?
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