The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I am the modern man.
The Misheard: I am the martian man.
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Real Lyric: brimful of asha
The Misheard: grim voodoo lashing
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Real Lyric: Shiny wires Implanted veins
The Misheard: Shiny Wiresrnm********e
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Real Lyric: P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
The Misheard: B-b-b-booger face, b-b-booger face
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Real Lyric: That deaf, dumb and blind kid
The Misheard: That depth thumb of lightnin'
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Real Lyric: i tried too hard and she tore my feelings like i had none!
The Misheard: i tried too hard and she tore my feelings like a head nod!
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Real Lyric: I'll get him hot, show him what I've got
The Misheard: I'll hit him hard, show him what I've got
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Real Lyric: I'm so horny, that's ok, my will is good
The Misheard: I'm so horny, that's ok, my willy's good
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Real Lyric: It's a competitive world
The Misheard: It's a better tapeworm
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Real Lyric: And I bid adieu to my friends
The Misheard: And I married a dude, my friends.
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