The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The Blood in your veins is twenty below!
The Misheard: the blood in your veins is sweaty for love!
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Real Lyric: Swing, swing, swing ,From the tangles of My heart is crushed by a former love
The Misheard: Swing Swing Swing, from the table side up, my heart is blessed by a farmer lamp.
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Real Lyric: And kept her apart from the things that she loved
The Misheard: And kicked her apartment of things that's Sheila
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Real Lyric: To face the demons in my head
The Misheard: Facebook demons in my head
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Real Lyric: You taught me about my soul, you share with me, magic
The Misheard: You taught me about my soul, you share with me, my ***k
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Real Lyric: I went to a dance, looking for romance.
The Misheard: I went to a dance, looking for a man.
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Real Lyric: I love Rock 'n' Roll. Put another dime in the jukebox, baby.
The Misheard: I love Rock the Boat. Spend a little time with the Tupacs, baby.
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Real Lyric: If you give this man a ride Sweet memory will die
The Misheard: If you give this man a rideSweet Emily will die
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Real Lyric: Always thought that I'd be an Apostle, Knew that I could make it if I tried..
The Misheard: Always thought that I'd be in a parcel,Knew that I could make it if I tried...
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Real Lyric: On we sweep with threshing oar, Our only goal will be the western shore.
The Misheard: Always sleepin', catching up,My bungalow is gonna twist and shout!
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