The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: What makes this country great are the people who dream big, dream big, dream big.
The Misheard: What makes this country great are the people who drink beer, drink beer, drink beer.
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
The Misheard: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the man to cum.
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Real Lyric: I may not have a dime But I got street savoire faire!
The Misheard: may not have a dimeBut I got street sidewalk fair!
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Real Lyric: You've got opinions but you ain't got news
The Misheard: You've got a penis but you ain't got news
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Real Lyric: I'll wait 'Til your love comes down
The Misheard: I'll wait 'Til the Cubs win
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Real Lyric: Doo doo wop
The Misheard: doodle whop
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Real Lyric: I'm no longer able to feel my heart beatin', give me a good reason why!
The Misheard: I'm no longer able to feel my heart beatin', give me a cup of freezing wine!
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Real Lyric: Come on over, come on in
The Misheard: Come on Lola, come on Lynne!
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Real Lyric: I know that she knows that I'm not fond of asking
The Misheard: I know that she knows that I'm not from Nebraska
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Real Lyric: Jealousy turning saints into the seas
The Misheard: Jealousy turning sex into deceit
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