The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full. one for my master and one for my dame, and one for the little boy who lives down the lane. Bah bah black sheep have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full.
The Misheard: Blah blah black sheep, any any more?Yes sir, yes sir, three black holes. One for my master, one for Elaine, one for the little boy who lives in the lane. Blah blah black sheep, any any more? Yes sir, yes sir, three black holes.
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Real Lyric: only love can bring the rain, that falls like tears from on high
The Misheard: only love can bring the rain, that falls like cheese from the sky.
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Real Lyric: I swear you'll never be lonley.
The Misheard: I lay you down for sweet loving.
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Real Lyric: Every day I write the book
The Misheard: Every day I ride the bull
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Real Lyric: Feel like I'm draggin' a heavy load
The Misheard: Feel like I'm draggin' a cantaloupe
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Real Lyric: I see a red door and I want it painted black
The Misheard: I see a rickshaw and I want it painted black
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Real Lyric: It's raining men, hallelujah.
The Misheard: It's raining men, california.
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Real Lyric: I know, she knows, I'm not fond of asking.
The Misheard: I know, she knows, I'm not from the Ruskin.
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Real Lyric: What makes this country great are the people who dream big, dream big, dream big.
The Misheard: What makes this country great are the people who drink beer, drink beer, drink beer.
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Real Lyric: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
The Misheard: Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the man to cum.
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